News from the Natural World: Dogs have declared themselves the top species on the planet after manipulating humans for centuries.
News from the Natural World: Dogs have declared themselves the top species on the planet after manipulating humans for centuries. The Global Council of Species had gathered for their weekly conference. The canine representative has declared that dogs the world over are ready to formally announce their claim as top species. This comes after centuries of carefully manipulating humans. The declaration took the GCS by storm but the council was in no doubt that dogs did outrank human beings. This was because of conclusive statistical evidence as well a meticulous plan of domestication over centuries. The canine species was shown to have planned the move right from the beginning and was ready to emerge and reveal their elaborate plot to the world. It was crucial that dogs perpetuated the myth the humans had in fact domesticated them rather than the other way around, they knew that humans were vain, self serving and as long as they believed it was their idea they would continue to serve canines loyally. The classic myth of the “Wolf and the Hunter” was born, a myth which stated that early hunter gatherers had gradually fed wolves and captured their cubs to breed and raise them as their own for hunting and protection. However this was revealed to be false and wolves had deliberately realised that they could get humans to hunt for them and do the majority of the work.