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“UK accused of hypocrisy after cutting down 98% of its trees”

News from the Natural World: The United Kingdom has been accused of hypocrisy after cutting down 98% of its trees.

News from the Natural World: The UK has been accused of hypocrisy after cutting down 98% of its trees.

The new UN report showed the UK cut down 98% of its trees, started the industrial revolution and killed all of its animals. The “Face The Facts” report was a wide-ranging document. It simply presented a statistical analysis of the decline of flora and fauna in the United Kingdom. It cross-referenced this decline with the volume of conservation information that the UK shared with the world. They argued against exactly what they had done and we’re currently doing. Ultimately there was only one possible outcome. The UK was a hypocrite when it came to conservation.

Industrial Revolution - UK cutting down trees
Industrial Revolution – No Pollution to see here

700 species of animals saw their number fall by 13%. When plants, insects and fungi were added, one in seven of the 8,400 UK species assessed were at risk of going completely extinct. As many as 133 already vanished in the last 500 years. This was also coupled with a 98% reduction in tree cover since the Industrial Revolution, a colossal loss.

UK cutting down 98% of trees

The report also showed that the UK used to be inhabited by many large, beautiful and varied mammals. Such as the Eurasian Lynx, Eurasian Brown Bear, Beaver, Eurasian Wolf as well as Walrus. All that was left now in healthy numbers were Grey Squirrels, Grey Pigeons, and big Grey Rats. The report showed that the UK seemed to have a predilection for all things GREY when it came to animals. When one protester challenged the report and stated that the;

“the UK had Scottish Wildcats, Orca’s and Ospreys”

The report stated that these “priority species” had shrunk by an even greater 27%. There are only 400 Scottish Wildcats, 500 Osprey and 8 Orcas left. The average secondary school in England had more students than Orca, Osprey and Wildcat combined.

UK cutting down trees
Boris and the extinct UK Walrus

Alongside this decline was an increase in the number of self righteous and hypocritical articles, decrees and directives aimed at other countries, shouting at them to protect their wildlife, preserve their forests and reduce their carbon footprint. The data showed that the UK simply wasn’t practising what it preached, and for every animal lost in the UK at least 2 other countries were told to stop killing their own animals. If only the UK lead by example then others might do the same.

The UK accused of climate hypocrisy

One example the data used was that 93% of posh people (classified as people who go skiing at least TWICE a year – not once, that’s SO new money) displayed the massacred heads of wild animals from all around the world on their walls. It was in-fact deemed fashionable in the past to go off on your holidays and shoot as many large wild animals in Africa as possible. This “Big Game Hunting” was all the rage and many failed to see the irony inherent within when we went around telling other countries not to kill wildlife.

UK cutting down trees
Average posh persons living room in the UK

Naturally the UK has rejected the findings of the report and declared that the numbers and data within is false, a spokesperson angrily shouted at journalists;

“98% of trees cut down!? That’s nonsense, we’ve AT LEAST cut 99% down and don’t even get me started on the 1 in 10 species facing extinction, we’ve down our very best to blind the public to the facts and are on target to hit 1 in 5 species going extinct!”

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UK cutting down trees
Grey Squirrel in league with UK Government

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