Jesus has expanded upon this and stated that he actually invented Veganism. His vegan sausage roll came way before Greggs got involved. When asked why he had been silent on this for over 2,000 years he simply stated: “The Lord works in mysterious ways”. Critics have argued that this is the same excuse that religion always uses to justify hypocrisy. They argue that Jesus was never a Vegan. There was “no way it could have been Vegan Sausage Rolls” rather than fish. They say it is all part of Jesus’s new campaign to appear more environmentally conscious. Many say he is covering up after destroying his Dad’s planet.
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