“Prince Harry & Meghan Markle will only fly on days of the week ending in Y”

News from the Natural World: The worlds ‘wokest’ couple, Prince Harry & Meghan Markle, have decided to only fly on days of the week ending in Y.

The announcement comes after Prince Harry & Meghan Markle received abuse for flying large distances in private jets over the years. They have come under intense scrutiny as they had said they HAD to fly. But since online trolling started they are making this positive step forward. They will only fly on days ending in ‘Y’ in order to combat the adverse effects of climate change. They hope that this decision will reposition themselves as advocates of the natural world. Whilst some people think activists and scientists should be our role models other people have pointed out that celebrities and members of royal families are more deserving. After all one of those groups is working for profit and personal gain whilst the other isn’t…

When one reporter pointed out to Prince Harry that every single day of the week ended in the letter “Y” the Prince looked rather bemused, for a second a light flickered behind his eyes which passed, swiftly dimmed, and he retorted “I went to Eton don’t you know, they don’t just send any old posh rich thicko there….”.

Prince Harry & Meghan Markle now hope that other couples will follow suit and only fly on days of the week ending in Y.

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