News from the Natural World: The UN has declared that the mouth of a Leatherback Turtle is officially the most terrifying thing ever.
The UN held a recent conference to decide what was the most terrifying thing on Planet Earth. Every country helped to come up with the initial list. They decided on 5 potential options;
- The mouth of a Leatherback Turtle
- The centre of a Blackhole
- The 6th Extinction of all life on Planet Earth
- Donald Trumps science report from high school
- The scale of the next epidemic after Covid-19
In a historic first for the UN all 201 countries have voted for the same option. Number 1 – The mouth of a Leatherback Turtle. Following the decision, a delegate from Russia stood up and spoke to the gathered nations. “The turtles teeth resemble dozens of stalactites and utterly horrifying”. These line the turtle’s mouth and act as teeth. They stretch all the way down to its gut. Furthermore, it is these teeth which have caused more horror and terror than any other thing on the planet. Finally, it was declared that not a single one of the others even came close!
Leatherback Turtle mouth most terrifying thing ever!
Undoubtedly, all of the countries were in complete agreement that the Leatherback Turtles mouth was absolutely terrifying. Some delegates even vomited as the image was shown. Many of the voters were perplexed. Why did it have such a terrifying mouth? Also, if it only ate jellyfish what did it need all those teeth for? These questions were answered swiftly as the only logical explanation was that it used them to devour all joy and happiness from the world.