When the Sailfish found out that the highest speed reached by any human was 5.05 mph they couldn’t stop laughing. They thought it was funny that humans who couldn’t even reach 10 mph would call their version of swimming ‘wild’.
Wild swimming annoys Sailfish
With this revelation the Sailfish returned to the ocean. Whilst they had previously been annoyed that humans are calling themselves “wild swimmers”. Now they are just embarrassed by humans definition of what constitutes wild. “You can keep your short slow jumps in ponds and we’ll stick to flying across the ocean currents at 70mph.”
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