“Jesus has risen and he’s tried to go vegan”

News from the Natural World: Jesus has risen and he has tried to go vegan and failed.
But one particularly vocal vegan influencer spoke up and said this was fake news. Jesus was and always would be a vegan, it was written between the lines in the Bible. Jesus angrily snapped back; “I was a f**king shepherd you moron. I milked those little sheep titties dry!” Indeed Jesus, indeed. So the Son of God has risen and this week, tried to go vegan, and failed. TAKE ACTION – here
Jesus vegan
I was a shepherd you morons!
Discover what happened last week with Jesus – here Find out who the Platypus is – here

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