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“Morrissey releases “Girlfriend in a Korma” for vegans who eat humans”

News from the Natural World: Morrissey, the ex lead singer of The Smiths, has released a charity single "Girlfriend in a Korma" for vegan group who eat human flesh.

News from the Natural World: Morrissey, the ex lead singer of The Smiths, has released a charity single called “Girlfriend in a Korma” for vegans who eat humans.

The popular vegan human flesh consumption movement has been rapidly gathering momentum over the last few months. Their previous slogan “Eat a Human, Save the Planet” launched them to over 500,000 members. Morrissey also joined their ranks after being convinced that Veganism was not far enough. Only by eating humans instead of vegetables could one truly fight the crimes being wrought against animals all over the world. Since Morrissey joined, membership of the group has skyrocketed all across the world as vegans drop their beans and pick up spleens instead.

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Morrissey releases new single – “Girlfriend in a Korma”

With many vegans trying human meat for the first time it was the perfect moment to take the campaign one step further. Morrissey knew he could speak to the world through his music so decided to release a charity awareness single. He launched “Girlfriend in a Korma” this morning and the single has zoomed up the streaming charts to number one on the list. Morrissey has published the updated song lyrics;

Girlfriend in a korma, I know
I know, it’s delicious
Girlfriend in a korma, I know
I know, it’s really delicious, There were times when I thought I couldn’t
Have eaten her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to go to waste

So, I do want to eat her, Do you really think
She’ll taste good
Do you really think
She’ll be nutritious
Do ooh ooh ooh, Girlfriend in a korma, I know
I know, you’re delicious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye, There were times when I could
Have eaten her twice
But you know, I would…

Girlfriend in a Korma

Compelling stuff. Morrissey hopes that the new song will drive even more vegans to put down the vegetables and try a human for the first time. He argues that eating humans is the next logical step for any vegan and the best way to cut down the carbon, ethical and moral footprint of your food.

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