News from the Natural World: Kamikaze pigeon bombers cover Trafalgar Square in exploding rice.
News from the Natural World: Kamikaze pigeon bombers cover Trafalgar Square in exploding rice. Last week strange reports started circulating in London. The bizarre tales told of an incident occurring under Nelsons Column, Trafalgar Square. At first it was just whispers of a weird event. But then images and videos began to emerge. The videos showed a huge horde of pigeons flowing through the air and then all of a sudden… BANG! The mad pigeons exploded and showered rice through the air. The unsuspecting human tourists below looked on in horror as the air is filled with an exploding orchestra of wings and rice. This rice acted like shrapnel and cut and wounded the human tourists below. No one could understand why the mad kamikaze pigeon bombers were exploding and also why they were firing rice everywhere. After reviewing the footage it was discovered that a large group of pigeons slightly off camera was gathering outside an Indian Restaurant. They were round the back by the bins and could be seen gorging themselves on left over rice. As they feasted on the deadly dish their eyes bulged with red fury before they eventually took flight and headed for Nelsons Column. But this was complete madness, everyone knew that rice made pigeons explode.