News from the Natural World: Bonobo Apes are Dying of Exhaustion in Xbox Loverooms.
News from the Natural World: Bonobos are dying in their hundreds from exhaustion in Xbox Loverooms. Bonobos, also known as the pygmy chimp or dwarf chimp, are an endangered great ape that lives in Central Africa. Wild Bonobos can only be found in forests south of the Congo River in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC). They are usually smaller, leaner and darker than their chimpanzee cousins but equally as intelligent. In addition they tend to be more peaceful and are led by females. Also, they have been know to live up to 40 years. However there is something that sets Bonobos apart from other apes, something that makes them truly different. They maintain relationships and settle fights through huge sex orgies. Bonobos are sex mad to put it bluntly. Genital rubbing, masturbation and touching is extremely common. They have been known to display up to 10 different positions during sex. They are the top shaggers of the animal kingdom. But this rampant sex took a dangerous turn recently when conservationists introduced the Bonobos to human technology. The Bonobos managed to get hold of the rangers Xbox game console and have since gone absolutely ape-bonkers over the machine. They turned into finger bashing raving ape maniacs almost overnight. Access to the Xbox caused them to develop severe addiction to gaming but they were unable to drop their addiction to sex as well.