News from the Natural World: Rhinos are incredibly insulted by the oxymoronic insult about snorting their horn.
Rhinos all over the world have announced their absolute fury and anger at the human race. Humans have brutally hunted and slaughtered the rhino for centuries. The humans desire their horns for ornaments, displays and to show other humans that they don’t have a really small penis. Some humans were so self-conscious and insecure about the size of their penis that they would kill and slaughter rhinos, chop of their horns and then keep it to impress other humans. In addition, they would then brag about it on social media! Utter madness.
Over 150 years ago, the African savannah was home to well over a million rhinos. But at the beginning of the twentieth-century numbers were dangerously low. Hunting, habitat destruction and poaching for their horns have led to a drastic decline in number. China and Vietnam buy the majority of rhino horn. It fetches huge sums on the black market. At its peak rhino horn was selling for up to $65,000 per kg, more than gold or cocaine. But a new anger has risen within the Rhinos community.
Rhinos insulted by oxymoron
This rage has been fuelled by the utterly ludicrous claim that snorting Rhino horn can increase a human beings sex drive. Young revellers in China and Vietnam were turning to snort keratin as a new supposedly ‘natural high’. The Platypus managed to secure an interview with the spokesrhino for the hornless animals. Roger the Rhino said it was the ultimate insult. To say that snorting rhino horn would make a human horny was beyond reproach. Furthermore, it was the very thing that the Rhino was being deprived of, it was the ultimate mockery and an insult to all Rhinos. The absolute cheek of the humans to kill them, chop off their horns and then lie about how it would make themselves horny.