News from the Natural World: A Giant Centipede banned from co-working space for typing too loudly.
News from the Natural World: A Giant Centipede has been banned from a co-working space for typing too loudly. Cedric was just your average Giant Centipede. He lived in New York, worked in Marketing, had a wife and 2 kids and even a pet woodlouse named Rex. But as the COVID-19 lockdown has raged Cedric was forced to work from home. After a couple of weeks his company, Insects R Us, shut down their former office and told all their workers that they would have a hot desk at a local co-working space. Cedric was overjoyed, he could finally return to some semblance of normal working life. How wrong he was. On his first day in the office Cedric scurried in and chose his desk. He slithered down, set up his laptop, put his noise-cancelling headphones on and started working away. After so many days working from home, it was a liberation to be amongst others. He found his zone and just steamrolled through his work. But as time went by Cedric the Giant Centipede noticed that many of the humans were looking at him, sneering and giving him dirty looks. They would ignore him in the communal kitchen, turn their backs when he asked a question and scowl at him by the lockers. What had he done wrong!?