News from the Natural World: The last remaining climate scientist has given up trying to explain the danger to humans.
In May of this year, Planet Earth entered the 7th Extinction after all human climate scientists and campaigners were executed – here. They were rounded up and shot by the CEOs of FTSE 500 companies, world leaders and Oil and Gas companies. But amongst all of the bloodshed one climate scientist remained. One had managed to cling and survive amidst the intellectual genocide. His name was Thomas Paine.
Thomas Paine managed to hide in a library. He knew it was the one place that ignorant climate change deniers would never dare to venture. They were far too afraid of knowledge. Once he had survived the climate change scientist cull he decided to return to fight the good fight. He realised he was the only surviving climate scientist and the duty was now with him alone. With the fate of the world resting on his shoulders he set off to save the human race. He knew he would have to rely on cold hard facts and evidence like never before.
Last remaining climate scientist gives up
Thomas Paine spent the next 2 months ferociously researching facts, data and evidence and building the strongest ever case for climate change and the extinction of animal life on earth. Never before had so much overwhelming evidence been assembled. He was sure that his work would finally convince the human species of the danger they were facing and the impact they were having on the natural world. But he was in for a shock.
Despite releasing the facts, evidence and data he was completely ignored by the overwhelming majority of all humans. They were far more concerned about some car journey that Dominic Cummings took, whether the Brazilian president had bulls balls or whether Kanye West might win the US Presidency. They didn’t care about trivial things like facts and data. The humans just didn’t want to know.
Thomas Paine announced that despite being the last remaining climate scientist, he was going to give up trying to explain the danger to humans.
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