News from the Natural World: Humans decide not to destroy nature, they’ll get robots to do it instead.
At the latest UN Convention of Narcissistic Human Leaders, the human race made a groundbreaking new decision. They had been presented with an overwhelming body of evidence showcasing the negative effect that humans were having on the natural world. Climate change, holes in the ozone layer, 6th extinction, rampant animal cruelty and the industrialisation and domestication of countless tortured animals. You name it, the humans were responsible. The human world leaders looked on in horror and disgust. They decided that now was the moment for change. They made a huge decision that would change the course of history.
The animal kingdom watched on with bated breath as they waited to see if this was the moment the humans would realise the error of their ways. Or at least they would step back and attempt to reverse some of the horrendous violations they had committed against nature. The humans announced that yes they would stop committing acts of exploitation, violence and cruelty against the natural world. BUT they would instead get robots to do the work for them.
Robots to destroy nature for humans
The humans said that they had been building a high-tech robot specifically designed for continuing the eradication of nature without humans having to get their hands dirty. The robot possessed NO empathy, morality and compassion. In addition, it was fitted with a heavy duty ultra speed greed chip. This chip installed an obliterate setting for maximum destruction. The robot would commit the usual acts of destruction, chopping down entire rainforests, hunting and slaughtering animals that got in the way and just generally kicking natures ass. The humans had decided to call the robot the Terminature.