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Teenage Slugs are going wild at deadly beer-soaked garden raves

News from the Natural World: Teenage Slugs are going wild at deadly beer soaked garden raves.

News from the Natural World: Teenage Slugs are going wild at deadly beer soaked garden raves.

A lethal new craze is sweeping the mollusc world and taking its teenage denizens by storm. Videos and photos of inebriated youths have gone viral amongst the animal kingdom. Slug mothers and fathers are running around in terror as they try to shield their sluglets from the horrifying images. This deadly new craze has swept across the Slug community with vengeance and is spreading terror and chaos. But what is gripping teenage Slugs and shaking them within an inch of their life?

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Teenage Slugs getting ready for the rave

The deadly new craze involves going absolutely wild at deadly beer soaked garden raves. The Slugs worked out that if they targeted a human garden then that human would leave them a deadly treat. If they munched enough greens the human would become enraged and submerge little pots and cups throughout the vegetable patch. These little pots and cups contained the human elixir of doom known as beer.

Teenage Slugs going berserk at drunken garden raves

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