News from the Natural World: Snowflakes are absolutely furious at millennial humans for ruining their image.
The Snowflake community has collectively announced its anger and frustration at the human world of millennials. Snowflakes are famous for their intricate beauty and dazzling fragility. In addition, every single snowflake is completely different in shape and size. Furthermore, the stunning diversity of many shapes in the natural world are shadows of the rules that govern the universe. Even the most delicate six-sided snowflake tells a story of the forces of nature that forged it. In fact, this has become known as the “Universe in a Snowflake” theory and showcases the majesty and splendour of the universe through the humble Snowflake.
This is an immense source of pride for the Snowflake community. They celebrate their humble origins and unique nature in abundance. However, all that changed recently when humans began to tarnish and slander their good name. The human world began using the term “Snowflake” as an offensive and derogatory term. The term was coined to describe a person with an inflated sense of uniqueness, an unwarranted sense of entitlement, overly-emotional, easily offended, and unable to deal with opposing opinions. Also, common usages include the terms special snowflake, Generation Snowflake, and snowflake as a politicized insult. It has become widespread and is now part of the comic vernacular of the human world.
Snowflakes image ruined by millennials
But the real Snowflake community is absolutely furious with the libellous use of their name and argue that these filthy human hipsters have destroyed their good standing. Real Snowflakes are genuinely unique and special, the humans don’t deserve to associate themselves with such intricacy and beauty. The CEO of the Snowflakes, Dr Snow, has argued that humans should remove the name and call human ‘snowflakes’ something else. They have suggested that they use a more appropriate term… “Self Righteous Mindless Victim Drones”. Short, sweet and snappy.
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