News from the Natural World: Giant Pandas all across China have launched a claim that they invented Veganism way before humans.
News from the Natural World: Giant Pandas all across China have launched a claim that they invented Veganism way before humans. Giant Pandas, also known as the Panda Bear or simply the Panda, are a bear native to south central China. They are characterised by large, black patches around their eyes, over the ears, and across their round bodies. They are one of the human worlds most popular animals. All across the globe they are loved for their comical spectacles and strange diet. In addition, they are infamous for surviving entirely on one foodstuff and are extremely committed to one diet and one lifestyle. Giant Pandas are also the worlds most committed Vegans. There is no doubt that they are the worlds most committed Vegans. Their diet is comprised of bamboo shoots and leaves which make up more than 99% of everything they eat. Giant pandas in the wild will occasionally eat other grasses, wild tubers, or even shrub leaves but the rest, 99% of it, is bamboo. We managed to secure an interview with Piaoliang the leader of the Pandas. She said “You think we’d just eat this shit for health reasons? No we are committed vegans! We refuse to eat anything other than bamboo, it is the only true food for any committed Vegan!” She continued by saying that it was Giant Pandas who had first invented Veganism and quite simply they were just fed up off humans trying to pretend they came up with it first!