News from the Natural World: Boris Johnson has rolled out the red carpet for earths new Insect Overlords.
News from the Natural World: Boris Johnson has rolled out the red carpet for Earths new Insect Overlords. Boris Johnson, the human prime minister of the UK, was delivering a speech yesterday in the Houses of Parliamentary Treachery. The speech was set to mark a key turning point for the stressed and brow-beaten leader of the UK. He was set to lay out his plans for a new post Brexit space force to rival Donald Trumps. He was hoping it would distract the public from the COVID-19 crisis. As part of the speech, he was scheduled to speak with three astronauts aboard the International Space Station who would make up the core of his new Brexit Space Force. However, during the live broadcast, it appeared that the astronauts had been invaded by large killer ant aliens. Boris Johnson had this to say; “Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we’ve just lost the picture, but what we’ve seen speaks for itself. The International Space Station has apparently been taken over, ‘conquered’ if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them as a trusted politician, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.”