News from the Natural World: McDonald's Vegan Burger has been found to have a higher meat content than a Big Mac.
News from the Natural World: McDonald’s Vegan Burger has been found to have a higher meat content than a Big Mac. The new Vegetable Deluxe burger from the human waste production company, McDonald’s, has hit the market. For many years humans have loved to shovel McDonald’s products down their throats and consume the trash they sell. This has made McDonald’s the largest and most successful garbage disposal business in the human world. Their method of actually feeding garbage to their customers was revolutionary in the human world. However, it is nothing new in the animal kingdom as many great garbage disposers are much bigger than McDonald’s. Earthworms themselves dispose of 10 times as much waste. However, McDonald’s wanted to try something new and has launched its brand new Vegan burger, the Vegetable Deluxe. The Vegetable Deluxe contains red pesto veggie goujons with sandwich sauce and shredded lettuce in a sesame topped bun. It is being heralded as an ambitious and revolutionary way to dispose of waste down human throats. Vegetables are cheaper than meat in the human world and the cunning McDonald’s execs thought this would be an EVEN CHEAPER way to get rid of waste. However the Platypus set out to investigate and made a shocking discovery.