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Priti Patel Demands to see Identity Papers from Walrus who Washed up in Wales

News from the Natural World: Priti Patel demands to see the identity papers from Walrus who washed up in Wales.priti patel

News from the Natural World: Priti Patel demands to see the identity papers from Walrus who washed up in Wales.

Anthony Umoh aka The Dog has been out scouring the beaches of England to bring to you the latest tale of human species bastardism! Over to our favourite canine investigator…

“In England, the name Priti Patel is a well-known and feared name. She is a member of the human blue team, also known as the Conservative Party. She has been accused of bullying some of her staff in the last few months and some of her decisions regarding her international policy have come under question. One of which is very troubling to someone who recently ended up in Wales.”

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Priti Patel demands to see Walrus identity papers

The Dogs brow darkened as he continued… “This creature was a Walrus, and let me assure you that Walrus is not someone you want to pick on. He weighs 1000kg and can dive as deep as 90m below the waves. Despite how deep he can dive, Priti Patel is determined to find him and see his identity papers. Priti Patel has got bored of bullying her co-workers and now wants to pick on someone who weighs more than ten times her normal size. At least she is trying to progress to bullying someone bigger.”

Priti Patel Demands to see Identity Papers from Walrus

“The problem with Walrus is that it’s very hard to get his identity papers and if you don’t have your identity papers you could be in a lot of trouble. So Walrus took the easy option and went into hiding. Walrus should be safe for now however Priti Patel is incredibly determined and she wants to take Walrus to court. It is claimed that she has started taking up swimming lessons just so she has a chance of catching Walrus. I guess she is doing it to boost her ego after all bullying humans probably doesn’t satisfy her anymore. It turns out that there is quite literally no depth that she won’t sink to…”

TAKE ACTION – NOW

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Priti Patel demands not been met

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