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Domestic Dogs Admit That They Left the Natural World Behind Deliberately As Well

News from the Natural World: Domestic Dogs admit that they left the natural world behind deliberately as well.

News from the Natural World: Domestic Dogs admit that they left the natural world behind deliberately as well.

Resident disgruntled canine journalist Anthony Umoh aka the Dog has been out on the scoop again. This time following an embarrassing admission from the dog community. Over to The Dog;

“Domestic dogs aren’t angels you know. We are selfish and arrogant. We have committed a lot of sins. Every single one except envy, we dogs know we’ve got it best. Despite being good by nature you should see what human beings are like at fighting and killing each other. They’re pretty damn unstoppable. However, the rise in canine technology means that we now have so much more power and control.”

Domestic Dogs
Very happy to leave nature behind

The Dog continued “Domestic dogs naturally want to get better, that is just a given. So we thought why not travel to another world and leave behind the dumpster that is the natural world left behind by humans. The modern world is way way better. No more stinky caves and scary lions. You, humans, think you know everything, however, domestic dogs are a truly special bread which is why we left the natural world behind. What was left of the natural world ever since adam and eve ate that apple has gone way downhill. Adam and Eve are typical of humans, never able to follow instructions and always heading towards sin.”

Domestic Dogs Admit That They Left the Natural World

“The world we dogs live in now is much better, there are so many natural resources and we don’t have to colonize a quarter of the planet like Britain did. Not to mention no one is starving and hungry. Dog food is everywhere and we can spend our days chasing our tales just like Brian in Family Guy. So the other animals can take the natural world, we have found a better one where we don’t have to be worried about Cave Lions and the rain.”

The Dog finished his embarrassing admission that domestic dogs had deliberately left the natural world behind. He turned and said, “Domestic Dogs, as I said, can be quite selfish and arrogant, so sorry Neil if you stepped in my dog shit, didn’t mean to ruin your expensive shoes.”

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Domestic Dogs
Domestic Dogs loving the modern world

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