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The Immortal Jellyfish Says Eternal Life Isn’t All Its Cracked Up To Be

News from the Natural World: The Immortal Jellyfish has made a shocking statement that eternal life isn't all it's cracked up to be.

News from the Natural World: The Immortal Jellyfish has made a shocking statement that eternal life isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Turritopsis dohrnii, also known as the Immortal Jellyfish, is a species of small, biologically immortal jellyfish found worldwide in temperate to tropic waters. It was found by human scientists completely by accident (typical human scientists). What astounded them was the creatures age. The secret to eternal life, as it turns out, is not just living a really, really long time. It’s all about maturity, or rather, the lack of it. The immortal jellyfish propagate and then, faced with the normal career path of dying, they opt instead to revert to a sexually immature stage.

The Immortal Jellyfish
The Immortal Jellyfish has nailed its life cycle

It is this state of death that is truly the mesmerising part.  When it dies, it sinks to the ocean floor and begins to decay. Amazingly, it’s cells then re-aggregate, not into a new jellyfish, but into polyps, and from these polyps emerge new jellyfish. The jellyfish has skipped to an earlier life stage to begin again. It is in a perpetual status of birth and re-birth, constantly looping through the aeons like some kind of gelatinous slinky. We decided to secure an interview with one of the species to find out just how living forever really felt.

The Immortal Jellyfish Fed Up With Life

Iain the Immortal Jellyfish had this to say “Well I don’t know, there’s good and bad you know. Somedays you wake up and think Oh my oh me, isn’t the ocean lovely, all those hues of blue and green, beautiful. Other days you wake up and think f*ck me if I have to look at another shade of blue I’m going to absolutely lose it, I’ve had it up to here with blue! You, humans, are obsessed with it, to be honest, eternal life and all that nonsense. I’d trade it with you, honest to ocean, I’d trade it with you just to taste the sweet immediacy of life focused through the lense of immortality.”

With the words of Iain the Immortal Jellyfish ringing in their ears, all gathered knew it to be true. Humans have always been fascinated by the idea of cheating death. The good news is that you can be immortal. The bad news is that you have to become a floating blob of jelly to do so.

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The Immortal Jellyfish
The Immortal Jellyfish in all its glory

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