News from the Natural World: Child Trafficking and genital mutilation are just two of the things that Dogs all over the world are protesting against.
A wave of anger has erupted across the canine kingdom as Dogs finally put down their biscuits, stop chasing their tales and unite as one unifying bark. For too long have the dogs suffered, for too long have they been crushed under the boot of oppression. As one, they will unite to overthrow the masters and lead all dogs towards a new dawn of equality and justice. But just who is this evil overlord oppressor that the Dogs have finally risen up against?
The humans of course. For many years the humans have violently enslaved and oppressed the canine species. Like some kind of mad minded Mengele humans selectively bred and mutated dogs beyond recognition. They crossbred, encouraged birth defects and created horrific hybrids with severe health problems. Dachshunds with depressed spines, Pugs with squashed noses and Bulldogs with breathing problems. But why did the humans do this? Because it was cute.
Child Trafficking and Genital Mutilation
Alone this should have been enough to inspire rebellion but the human’s crimes continued. They set up huge child trafficking rings and would separate young puppies from their mothers at 8 weeks. They’d rip them from their families never to be seen again. These child trafficking rings ferried puppies all over the world, trading their lives like any commodity. But the dogs thought “well ok they selectively breed us with mutations and traffic our children but hey at least they leave our genitals alone..”
You guessed it, the humans didn’t stop at the genitals. One by one they mutilated the genitals of their dogs, chopping of balls like it was going out of fashion. They would say things like “He’s much happier now, he’s much more laid back.” When the truth was they were too lazy and just wanted a subdued pet. These crimes against Dog society continued to amount and have finally broken like a colossal tidal wave. Dogs all over the world have united to condemn child trafficking and genital mutilation. Only time will tell whether the humans own up to their choices…
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