News from the Natural World: Child Trafficking and genital mutilation are just two of things that Dogs all over the world are protesting against.
News from the Natural World: Child Trafficking and genital mutilation are just two of the things that Dogs all over the world are protesting against. A wave of anger has erupted across the canine kingdom as Dogs finally put down their biscuits, stop chasing their tales and unite as one unifying bark. For too long have the dogs suffered, for too long have they been crushed under the boot of oppression. As one, they will unite to overthrow the masters and lead all dogs towards a new dawn of equality and justice. But just who is this evil overlord oppressor that the Dogs have finally risen up against? The humans of course. For many years the humans have violently enslaved and oppressed the canine species. Like some kind of mad minded Mengele humans selectively bred and mutated dogs beyond recognition. They crossbred, encouraged birth defects and created horrific hybrids with severe health problems. Dachshunds with depressed spines, Pugs with squashed noses and Bulldogs with breathing problems. But why did the humans do this? Because it was cute.