News from the Natural World: Seaspiracy 2 is set to feature the director eating nothing but canned Tuna for 30 days.
Seaspiracy was a surprise Netflix hit during the pandemic. The documentary featured a clueless human interviewing other humans. Most of whom have lied about the state of the ocean for decades. This clueless human went on to discover some truths. Namely, that obviously 7 billion humans eating sh*t loads of fish and filling the oceans with waste, plastic and pollution weren’t good for the planet. Shocked westerners were left reeling.
You mean this Tilapia that’s been flown all the way from Kenya isn’t good for the environment? You mean colossal trawlers that rape the ocean for profit are destroying the ocean? Anyway, this continued for 90 minutes and the rest of the animal kingdom was left paralyzed. This paralysis was really just apathy towards the idiotic humans. You humans always go on about the size of your brains and your intelligence. However, you fail to use an ounce of the simplest thought process… common sense.
Seaspiracy 2 to feature Director Eating Tuna Cans
But the documentary was such a huge success in the human world that the director is set to release a sequel. Seaspiracy 2 is set to go where no other sequel has gone before. In addition to continuing to expose the horrors facing the ocean, the director has vowed to go one step further. He knew that to truly commit to the cause he had to dive headfirst into the project to make Seaspiracy 2 the greatest documentary of all time. Director Ali Tabrizi had this to say…