News from the Natural World: South African Seal meets Human Londoner to compare their respective commutes to work.
So without further ado, Steve the Seal meets Steve the Human;
Steve the Seal: So what’s so bad about your commute?
Steve the Human: Well it’s a bit cramped, to be honest. Sometimes I have to stand up and there isn’t much room.
Steve the Seal: But you’re safe right?
Steve the Human: Well, yeah I guess, but sometimes I can’t really read the Metro, like I can read it but I have to fold it up to read it. Other days I can get through a few chapters of my book but it can be a bit cramped.
Steve the Seal: Right ok. Readings that thing where you can dive into the stories of another one of your species and feel connected to your society through shared narratives?
Steve the Human: Yeah, thats reading.
Steve the Seal: Sounds lovely. It sounds really, really lovely.
Steve the Human: Well yeah I guess its ok. Somedays I don’t read I listen to a Podcast.
Steve the Seal: Whats a Podcast?
Steve the Human: Well, it’s where really interesting or funny humans talk to other interesting and funny humans about topics that you’re interested in. Maybe a hobby or a political subject.
Steve the Seal: How many of them are there?
Steve the Human: Well there’s millions of the buggers, everyone and their nan are releasing a podcast these days. They’re everywhere.
Steve the Seal: That sounds lovely too. I’d listen to a Podcast about different kinds of fish.
South African Seal Compares Commute with Human
Steve the Human: Also, if I feel a bit tired or tipsy and I can’t stomach a Podcast or a Book then I can watch a series on Netflix.