Enter the Animal Hall of Shame: What happened to the Steller's Sea Cow? Enter the Animal Hall of Shame.
Enter the Animal Hall of Shame: What happened to the Steller’s Sea Cow? Enter the Animal Hall of Shame. Here at the Platypus we honour the traditions and beliefs of the animal kingdom. Namely that all animal life should be free from the threat of extinction. Extinction is the one, true greatest final evil of all. There is really no greater evil (except maybe Cats). So here, in the Animal Hall of Shame, we honour those animals whose lives have been snuffed out by the Homo Sh*tpiens. What was a Steller’s Sea Cow? The Steller’s Sea Cow was a relative of the Manatee and Dugong. Unlike those two species, they were adapted to living in frigid Arctic waters. In addition, they were also much larger, growing to be as long as 30 feet from tail to snout, versus 10 for a manatee. At that time, they only lived around the Commander Islands in the Bering Sea between Alaska and Russia. In addition, the Steller’s Sea Cow grazed in kelp forests. This remarkable aquatic creature was then sighted by a human in 1741 called Georg Steller. What did the Steller’s Sea Cow eat? Steller’s Sea Cow only fed directly on the soft parts of undersea kelp forests. This diet also caused the stems to toughen and holdfast to wash up on the shore in heaps. They may have also fed on seagrass, but was not their primary food source.