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Financial Experts Say That Capitalism Can Survive Without Humans

News from the Natural World: Financial experts say that the system they have built cares not for the fleshy sacks of bone and meat that fuels it.

News from the Natural World: Financial experts say that the system they have built cares not for the fleshy sacks of bone and meat that fuel it.

Financial experts are a crucial part of the human-machine. They play around on spreadsheets with huge numbers and do things like ensuring your money inflates at a lower rate than the cost of living. In addition, they ensure that 3rd world debt remains, that banks control the world and allow billionaires and millionaires to dodge tax. Furthermore, their deadly sums force millions of humans into capitalist slavery and ensure the destruction of the natural world and the collapse of biodiversity. Tax breaks for Oil and Gas companies? Why not! Bailouts for billionaires so they can play around in space? Of course! But these financial experts have now declared that capitalism can actually survive without human beings at all.

Financial Experts Say
Financial Experts Say We Won’t Need Humans For Much Longer

Financial Experts Say That Capitalism Can Survive

Humans are just fuel. They’re fuel I tell you. No different to oil, natural gas, mineral ore, or timber. Nothing more and nothing less. They are quite literally just fuel for billionaires and the capitalist system. But when we invent more intelligent robots we won’t even need humans as fuel. You see humans aren’t perfect. They demand things like toilet breaks, lunch breaks and safe working conditions. They even demand ‘workers rights’ and form these annoying things called unions. But we dismantle them and continue to chuck them in the furnace.”

So once we have finished building the robots we can just do away with humans. Capitalism will outlive humanity. It is more powerful, greedier, wealthier and controls everything. We are but minions in its service.”

We decided to take that moment to remind the financial expert that they too were a human, and would not they too be replaced by a robot? To which they replied;

“Oh sh*t!”

TAKE ACTION – NOW

Financial Experts Say
Suck it up humans!

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