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Human Race Finally Admits That it Has Run Out of Meaningful Content

News from the Natural World: Human race finally admits that maybe it’s time to stop creating so much endless content.
News from the Natural World: Human race finally admits that maybe it’s time to stop creating so much endless content. It’s true, a day that many thought would never come has finally arrived. The animal kingdom is rejoicing as all animals across the globe united in sheer jubilation. Predators and prey alike held a day of national unity. The Lions stopped chasing Gazelle. Tiger Sharks stopped eating Turtles. Even the voracious Seagulls stopped pecking little Pigeons. Finally, the day was upon them. The day that every single living animal had been praying would come. The day when the human race finally ran out of content.

Human Race Finally Admits Content is Running Dry

Human Race Finally
Human Race Finally Admits Content Failure
Content had become the single greatest evil the human race had manufactured. But what was content? Content was quite literally anything humans could create. No standards, no skill, no shame and certainly no self-awareness. Being a terrible parent – you guessed it, content! Shaking your ass and tits – yep, content again! Doing a little dance holding a shampoo bottle – ooo nice, branded content! The worst part was that everyone was doing it. All the humans were getting involved. Children with millions of subscribers on Youtube. Adults with careers on TikTok. It was endless. Animals were just fed up. The content was just fucking useless. It was banality, boredom and stupidity rolled into one. It acted like societal opium draining all humans of intelligence. But yesterday something great happened.

Run Out of Meaningful Content

The human race finally ran out of content. We interviewed one of them; “Yep, it’s actually true. We all finally ran out of content. TikTok was the beginning of the end really, even the most ardent fans of content knew we were scraping the barrel there. Hours down to minutes and minutes down to seconds. There wasn’t really anywhere to go once a 5-second video of someone shaking their bum in the air or doing some silly dance had become the pinnacle of human content. Where next you ask? Well everyone is just going to turn their phones off and delete social media. Can you imagine how happy we will all be?”

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