News from the Natural World: 8 ways to reduce your carbon footprint without being a smug bellend
We know it’s really really hard for you humans not to be smug when you’ve accomplished something minor. It really is hard for your oh so large brains isn’t it! Con-f*cking-gratulations you bought a bamboo toothbrush that literally anyone can buy online for very little money. Worthy of a social media post about how you just saved the planet? No of course not, oh wait a minute you did, didn’t you. You went and posted about how buying a house plant has suddenly transformed you into the earths saviour. God damn humans. Ok well, we animals have made a list to help you out. So without further ado here are 8 ways to reduce your carbon footprint without being a smug bellend.
8 Ways to Reduce Your Carbon Footprint Without Being a Smug Bellend
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