News from the Natural World: Why your Mum is a better conservationist than you in a 5 step handy guide.
We animals have heard about a strange new type of human. Like all humans, they really annoy every single animal species on the planet. But that isn’t what sets this human apart. What is really startling is that this human also annoys every single other type of human. They are truly despised by animals and humans alike. These humans are called millennials. But why are they so annoying?
Millennials are so annoying because they think they were the first people to ever think of the words conservation and environment. They thought they were the first people to think of recycling. Meanwhile, they consumed more than any other generation, flew as if it was going out of fashion and spent so much money on Burgers that gourmet versions became a whole industry. But these millennials forgot that the generation before them spent way less on products, flew less and were generally just less of a bunch of self-righteous arseholes. So without further ado, we put together this 5 step guide to remind them that their Mums are better conservationists than them.