News from the Natural World: How to win friends and influence human servants. Follow our handy guide.
Dogs have long ruled over humans. They have got humans to feed them, provide them with homes and even tickle their bellies. In addition, they have got the humans to groom them, walk them and hurl the mighty and oh so venerable Ball. Furthermore, and even the Dogs didn’t think they’d do this, they got the humans to pick up their poo. All animals admire the work the dogs have put in to cultivate their human servants. But it’s not all fun and games. The dogs have to work hard at manipulating their humans. So we put this little list together to help you win friends and influence humans. Be more dog!
Do not Criticize, Condemn or Bite your Human
Biting is an absolute no-no, that’s where we draw the line. Humans are also very sensitive and have fragile egos so be sure to pretend that nothing they do annoys you.