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How to Win Friends and Influence Humans – A List by a Dog

News from the Natural World: How to win friends and influence the homo sapien servants. Follow our handy guide.

Be Genuinely Interested in Other Humans

How to Win Friends and Influence
Just pretend!

We know humans are really rather dull, all that wasted intelligence. But honestly, you need to pretend that you are interested in your servant’s friends, they will constantly bring other humans to meet you so it’s paramount.

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