How to Win Friends and Influence Humans – A List by a Dog

News from the Natural World: How to win friends and influence the homo sapien servants. Follow our handy guide.

Know the Value of Your Eyes

How to Win Friends and Influence
Look into the eyes, not around the eyes.

The key to truly manipulating your human servant is to stare deep within their soul and go right back to your puppyhood. Works every time.

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