News from the Natural World: 6 ways we might actually stop the 6th extinction.
So far the animal kingdom has watched on as the human race has come up with a totally ineffectual response to the 6th extinction. From sending billionaires into space to wrapping bananas in plastic packaging humans have a strange way of averting disaster. They’ve glued themselves to trains and even bought bamboo toothbrushes but unfortunately, this is all child play. None of this will actually stop the 6th extinction. So we the animals decided to help you, humans, out with some tips for surviving the end of all life on earth.
Worshipping Satan
Let’s be honest, what have you got to lose? You already worship the Christian God, Allah, Buddha, Pangu, Vishnu and Zeus, what’s one more going to do? It might as well be the best one, the one with all the good music. Go on, give Satan the reverence he deserves!
