News from the Natural World: Rogue human cult is incredibly angry at the circular delusions of the natural world. Find out more.
A rogue human cult known as the Flat Lifers has made a shocking and outlandish claim. They have claimed that the Lion King was seriously wrong and that there is no circle of life. In addition, they state that not only is there no circle of life but that the circle of life is actually a flat line. Furthermore, they say that the circle of life is a massive conspiracy theory to keep all sentient beings trapped in an endless circular loop of existence and that we are all but timeless vessels for atoms passing through the endless dimension of time.
We set out to speak to these Flat Lifers and find out 5 reasons why they think the circle of life is flat.
Predators Animals Benefit Way to Much From This Fluffy Theory
The Circle of Life theory positions Predators as a natural and normal part of life. They are just fulfilling a role. Try telling that to a newborn Wildebeest calf as it’s being eaten alive by a pack of Painted Wolves!