News from the Natural World: Animals who should have won Oscars, we finally set the record straight!
For decades an elite cabal of privileged racist old white men has held awards for the databases of the worlds plastic surgeons. They gather up these plastic surgeons phonebooks and fire off some awards. In addition, they throw in some violent sexual predators and cult leaders just to spice things up a bit. An alcoholic here, a drug addict there. It’s really rather inclusive. Except for too long, it has excluded one group.
The animals. Well, actually that is actually all animals except one. The awards have so far only been given to humans. Not a single one for an animal, what a disgrace. So here at the Platypus, we want to set the record straight and announce our list of animals who should have won Oscars.
Damn that mouse could melt some hearts!