News from the Natural World: Animals who help humans have come in for some serious flak in the natural world.
Against their better judgement animals have been known to step in and help humans who are in trouble. Often these animals will be daydreaming or acting on impulse, often they truly don’t realise what they are doing. Before they know it they’ve stepped in and helped a human out. They know it’s wrong but some reflex within them forces their hand/paw/flipper. All animals know that no human should ever be helped and that they are the only species who truly deserves everything that comes to them. In addition, they have presided over the extinctions and genocides of thousands of animals species. Furthermore, they have eaten and feasted upon them and caused untold cruelty.
So animals get really pissed when other animals help humans. In fact, they’ve gotten so angry recently that they’ve created a red list of animals who help humans. Find out who made the list;
Humpback Whale Who Protected Human From Tiger Shark
Harold the Humpback Whale was reprimanded after helping a human marine scientist evade a hungry Tiger Shark.
“I’m really sorry, I’ve already apologised to Terry, I know he was just looking to have a little nibble. I completely forgot what I was doing and it won’t happen again. I know how many whales have been killed by humans, I’ll do anything I can to get off the list.”