News from the Natural World: Renegade Plant has grown tired of the demanding omnipresence of the star of our solar system and abandoned its worship.
When our team of reporters heard about a Renegade Plant that had quite literally turned its back on the sun, we knew we had a story on our hands. So we set out to speak to this plant that had grown weary of the giant mass of hydrogen and helium that heats and burns our planet. We heard rumours that the plant had decided to worship a different sun, one that offered a fresh start, who didn’t have the same demands. So we asked the Renegade Plant why, why had it turned its back on the sun?
I’ve Grown Bored of the Routine
“Sun worship is just this endless routine you know, rise in the east, dominate the sky and then set in the west. Repeat. It’s just the same thing again and again. Ok, we get a bit of a break in the winter but before you know it’s Spring again and it’s back to its long days of worship. It’s exhausting.”