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If A Spider Dies in a Vacuum Cleaner Does it Go to Spider Heaven?

News from the Natural World: If a spider dies in a vacuum cleaner where does it go? What happens to it? We finally answer this big question.

News from the Natural World: If a spider dies in a vacuum cleaner where does it go? What happens to it? We finally answer this big question.

Humans have long sought to eradicate the Arachnids. Many animals believe this is because the 4 limbed hairless apes are jealous of the 8 legs of the spiders. We animals know that humans are really insecure about these things. The males of their species are totally obsessed with penis size. In addition, they even build big buildings shaped liked dicks and phallic space rockets. Male humans are really touchy about these things so animals always assumed humans hated spiders because of the extra 4 appendages.

Truly, humans will stop at nothing to kill spiders. Their favourite method of death is something called a vacuum cleaner. This suction spinning sucking machine gobbles up spiders with relish as the humans laugh like maniacs. But where do these spiders go? What happens to them when they get sucked into a vacuum cleaner? We decided to ask a Spider what they thought…

The Vacuum Cleaner is a Portal to Another Dimension

“All spiders know this, all that noise, the black hole. How could it not lead to another world.”

If A Spider Dies
Finally a new dimension!

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