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Do Penguins Have Knees? Do Penguins Have Legs? A Penguin Finally Reveals All

News from the Natural World: Do Penguins have knees? Is just one of many questions on the lips of humans confused about the snow chicken.

Do Penguins Dream of Beach Holidays?

“I knew this would come up. I knew you humans would ask this. No, we don’t dream of beach holidays. We are perfectly adapted to the icy conditions of the polar regions and we love living there. Yes, there is the occasional savaging by a Leopard Seal or a mauling by an Orca but we wouldn’t change it for the world. Why do you ask? It’s the continent with the least humans on.”

Beach day!

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