5: Pretend to be a Midge
Midges are the second-worst species of animal on the planet so if the above has failed your best bet is to try to disguise yourself as a Midge. This way whilst not truly becoming better you will become slightly less bad.

Midges are the second-worst species of animal on the planet so if the above has failed your best bet is to try to disguise yourself as a Midge. This way whilst not truly becoming better you will become slightly less bad.