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Farm Pig Self-Identifies as Dog and Demands Farmer Moves Him into the House

News from the Natural World: A Farm Pig has come up with a sneaky way to avoid the chopping block and caused controversy.
News from the Natural World: A Farm Pig has come up with a sneaky way to avoid the chopping block and caused controversy. A Farm Pig named Fritz was always destined for the chopping block. Ever since he had been a little piglet he knew that was to be his fate. He had heard the screams from the big shed. In addition, he had seen the terror in the other pig’s eyes when they were taken away. He had smelt the waft of his comrades on the air when Farmer Mildred had her bacon butties in the morning. Fritz knew that he was meant to be killed and eaten and that that was his destiny.
Farm Pig wants in the house
Farm Pig wants in the house
But then one day Fritz had an idea. He had always seen that the Dogs on the farm were treated much better. They didn’t get killed and eaten. Furthermore, they were allowed in the bedroom and had special treats. They had their pictures on the wall and certainly didn’t end up in sandwiches. Fritz the Farm Pig finally knew the answer to all his problems, all he had to do was become a Dog. But how the hell would he do that? He couldn’t just change completely and alter his biological makeup, could he?

Farm Pig Self-Identifies as Dog

Fritz knew that the human world must hold the correct inspiration for him. He listened to the radio and watched TV day in and day out. He finally saw what he had been looking for. Humans were beginning to change their sex. They were transforming from biological men to women and vice versa. Fritz thought, why couldn’t this apply to me? Why couldn’t I change species? The next morning Fritz woke up, went straight to his farmer and declared that he was no longer a farm pig. He was in fact now a Dog. As such he expected to be granted all the rights of a Dog. Fritz knew that all his problems had been solved and it was clear this simple and straightforward change would result in no issues further down the road.

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