Farm Pig Self-Identifies as Dog and Demands Farmer Moves Him into the House

News from the Natural World: A Farm Pig has come up with a sneaky way to avoid the chopping block and caused controversy.

The next morning Fritz woke up, went straight to his farmer and declared that he was no longer a farm pig. He was in fact now a Dog. As such he expected to be granted all the rights of a Dog. Fritz knew that all his problems had been solved and it was clear this simple and straightforward change would result in no issues further down the road.

Fritz turned and said, “Try making a bacon sandwich out of me now bitches!”


Get me in the house

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