Do Pets Go To Heaven? Asks Wolf Considering Self Domestication

News from the Natural World: Do Pets go to heaven? Wally the Wolf considers self-domestication as he ponders the afterlife.

Why Don’t Humans Go to Heaven?

Humans don’t go to heaven because they had soiled the rules of nature. They wrapped bananas in plastic, spent more on atomic bombs than space travel and created reality TV. These things are just unforgivable for mother nature and as such, she has barred all humans from the gates of heaven.

Do Pets Go To Heaven?
The only human in heaven

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