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What Happens When You Kill a Fly?
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What Happens When You Kill a Fly?  Funeral, Grieving, Shit Sandwiches, the Usual Stuff

by The PlatypusApril 27, 2022April 14, 2022
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If A Spider Dies
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If A Spider Dies in a Vacuum Cleaner Does it Go to Spider Heaven?

by The PlatypusApril 26, 2022April 27, 2022
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Do Chimpanzees go to heaven?
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Do Chimpanzees Go To Heaven? ‘If There Are Any Humans There, We F*cking Hope Not!’

by The PlatypusApril 21, 2022March 29, 2022
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Flies Are Meant to Eat Shit
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Flies Are Meant to Eat Shit and 5 More Things Humans Fail to Accept About Animals

by The PlatypusApril 20, 2022March 21, 2022
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What is the Best Way to Get Rid of Flies?
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What is the Best Way to Get Rid of Flies? Expert Tips from a Fly

by The PlatypusApril 19, 2022April 27, 2022
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Are Humans From Outer Space?
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Are Humans From Outer Space? 5 Top Searches By Animals on Google

by The PlatypusApril 13, 2022March 14, 2022
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