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Things That Surprise Humans – Lobsters Don’t Want To Be Boiled To Death!

by The DogMay 12, 2021May 12, 2021
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Animals Ask What Jobs do Humans Have That Don’t Destroy the Natural World?

by The DogMay 11, 2021April 8, 2021
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Human National Flags are Symbols and we Animals Leave Them to the Symbol Minded

by The DogMay 3, 2021April 3, 2021
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Domestic Dogs Admit That They Left the Natural World Behind Deliberately As Well

by The DogApril 5, 2021April 3, 2021
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Priti Patel Demands
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Priti Patel Demands to see Identity Papers from Walrus who Washed up in Wales

by The DogApril 3, 2021April 3, 2021
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Dogs Demand
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Dogs Demand 3 Day Weekend For Overworked Human Slaves

by The DogApril 2, 2021April 1, 2021
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