Category: Agony Earth
Agony Earth – Find out what really grinds Mother Earths gears in the worlds first intergalactic cosmic agony aunt column.
Mother Earth has woken up to an absolute sh*t show on her lovely blue planet. Her celestial power nap went on for rather longer than she intended (2,000 years to be exact). Those bloody humans had really run amok. They’d ransacked all the oil, destroyed all the biodiversity and even eaten all the Dodo’s. What a mess!
Mother Earth had truly become Agony Earth and she was in so much pain and suffering and knew she needed to act. No longer could she sit by and watch as her beautiful planet rotted and decayed. So she did the only thing she could. She started her own agony aunt column!
So sit back and enjoy the latest stories from the world of Mother Earth.
Will the owner of a blue/green planet please move it – it is overheating
“Mother Earth angry that humans think Octopus came from space”
“Mother Earth admits that creating humans was an accident”
"Mother Earth arrests the human race for stealing from nature"
