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Category: Agony Earth

Agony Earth – Find out what really grinds Mother Earths gears in the worlds first intergalactic cosmic agony aunt column.

Mother Earth has woken up to an absolute sh*t show on her lovely blue planet. Her celestial power nap went on for rather longer than she intended (2,000 years to be exact). Those bloody humans had really run amok. They’d ransacked all the oil, destroyed all the biodiversity and even eaten all the Dodo’s. What a mess!

Mother Earth had truly become Agony Earth and she was in so much pain and suffering and knew she needed to act. No longer could she sit by and watch as her beautiful planet rotted and decayed. So she did the only thing she could. She started her own agony aunt column!

So sit back and enjoy the latest stories from the world of Mother Earth.

Agony Earth

"Mother Earth arrests the human race for stealing from nature"

by The PlatypusJune 3, 2020August 24, 2020
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Agony Earth

Mother Earth replaces the 10 Commandments

by The PlatypusMay 19, 2020May 4, 2022
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Agony Earth

"Mother Earth creates giant condom to slow population growth"

by The PlatypusApril 28, 2020August 20, 2020
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Agony Earth

“Mother Earth declares human species a terrorist organisation.”

by The PlatypusMarch 2, 2020February 24, 2022
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Agony Earth

“Planet Earth enters 7th Extinction as climate scientists are executed.”

by The PlatypusMarch 1, 2020August 20, 2020
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