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Get the latest entertainment stories affecting the natural world. The Platypus aims to change the way you see the natural world through satire, comedy, parody, spoof and tireless gonzo journalism. We think it’s time to see the world from the point of view of the animal kingdom. It’s time for humans to read, laugh, think and then act. The Platypus will show you the true Voice of Nature.

As part of our journey to uncover the truth we turned to the animal kingdoms greatest bottom feeders. We knew we needed a scavenger to really bring you all the juicy, silly entertainment going on all over the planet. So we turned to the Spider Crabs who have launched the “Crabloids”. In addition to featuring silly stories, we will also poke fun at lighter topics. They know entertainment like no other species. Trust us, those dirty pinching bottom feeders will stop at nothing to scour the depths of the ocean. So dive on into our entertainment news and see how you like the Crabloids.

This is the news as you’ve never seen it before. Finally, see what it’s like to experience the world through the eyes of the animal kingdom.

Bird Brain
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Bird Brain Slur Causes Upsquawk In the Bird Community

by The PlatypusMay 4, 2022April 22, 2022
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How Do Animals Communicate
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How Do Animals Communicate in a World Full of Human White Noise?

by The PlatypusMay 3, 2022April 14, 2022
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What Happens When You Kill a Fly?
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What Happens When You Kill a Fly?  Funeral, Grieving, Shit Sandwiches, the Usual Stuff

by The PlatypusApril 27, 2022April 14, 2022
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If A Spider Dies
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If A Spider Dies in a Vacuum Cleaner Does it Go to Spider Heaven?

by The PlatypusApril 26, 2022April 27, 2022
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Do Chimpanzees go to heaven?
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Do Chimpanzees Go To Heaven? ‘If There Are Any Humans There, We F*cking Hope Not!’

by The PlatypusApril 21, 2022March 29, 2022
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Flies Are Meant to Eat Shit
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Flies Are Meant to Eat Shit and 5 More Things Humans Fail to Accept About Animals

by The PlatypusApril 20, 2022March 21, 2022
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