Category: Religion
Religion is the opium of humans. So said Karl Markhor the brilliant animal theologian. Get the latest religious stories affecting the natural world. The Platypus aims to change the way you see the natural world through satire, comedy, parody, spoof and tireless gonzo journalism. We think it’s time to see the religious world from the point of view of the animal kingdom. It’s time for humans to read, laugh, think and then act. The Platypus will show you the true Voice of Nature.
We have watched on as human religions have swept over planet earth like a horrific plague. Human religion has long lorded humans over animals and sought to control and own the natural world. We are prepared to go where no other journalist will go to uncover the dark heart of human religion. Finally, The Platypus stands on the precipice ready to dive into the dark heart of humanity. We will uncover The Truth about what is happening to our beautiful blue planet.
This is religion as you’ve never seen it before. Finally, see what it’s like to experience the world through the eyes of the animal kingdom.
God is pro-climate change after admitting to having a flood fetish
"Jesus has risen and is shocked humans trusted Trump over Scientists"
“Catholic Missionaries fail to convert Chimpanzees to Catholicism”
“Islamic clerics fail to convert camels to Islam – Camels not interested in virgins”
