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Religion is the opium of humans. So said Karl Markhor the brilliant animal theologian. Get the latest religious stories affecting the natural world. The Platypus aims to change the way you see the natural world through satire, comedy, parody, spoof and tireless gonzo journalism. We think it’s time to see the religious world from the point of view of the animal kingdom. It’s time for humans to read, laugh, think and then act. The Platypus will show you the true Voice of Nature.

We have watched on as human religions have swept over planet earth like a horrific plague. Human religion has long lorded humans over animals and sought to control and own the natural world. We are prepared to go where no other journalist will go to uncover the dark heart of human religion. Finally, The Platypus stands on the precipice ready to dive into the dark heart of humanity. We will uncover The Truth about what is happening to our beautiful blue planet.

This is religion as you’ve never seen it before. Finally, see what it’s like to experience the world through the eyes of the animal kingdom.

Do Pets Go To Heaven?
Religion

Do Pets Go To Heaven? Asks Wolf Considering Self Domestication

by The PlatypusJuly 21, 2022July 18, 2022
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What Happens When You Kill a Human?
Religion

What Happens When You Kill a Human? Animals’ Biggest Question Finally Answered

by The PlatypusJune 8, 2022May 27, 2022
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Do Penguins Have Knees?
Religion

Do Penguins Have Knees? Do Penguins Have Legs? A Penguin Finally Reveals All

by The PlatypusApril 28, 2022April 14, 2022
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Do Animals Go to Heaven?
Religion

Do Animals Go to Heaven? No You Idiot, They Go to Valhalla

by The PlatypusApril 12, 2022April 14, 2022
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Do Monkeys Have Funerals?
Religion

Do Monkeys Have Funerals? 5 More Idiotic Questions Asked By Humans on Google

by The PlatypusApril 5, 2022March 9, 2022
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(Genesis 2:15)
Religion

(Genesis 2:15) Adam Admits He Might Have Neglected his Work in the Garden of Eden a ‘Little Bit’

by The PlatypusJanuary 18, 2022December 13, 2021
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